McSweeney's Lists — Jules Lipoff, MD

Ways in Which She Could Have Blinded Me With Science

ALBERT EINSTEIN COLLEGE OF MEDICINE PROFESSOR OR DR. PEPPER KNOCK-OFF BRAND?

MOTIVATIONAL SLOGANS POSTED ON THE WALLS OF THE CAREER SERVICES OFFICE AT THE BOROUGH OF MANHATTAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE

WAYS IN WHICH THE MIDWEST EXPRESS IN-FLIGHT CATALOG DESCRIBES SHIRTS THAT WON’T WRINKLE

Rejected Arcade Games

(featured in the McSweeney’s book, Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans)